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Trapped in the Closet, Chapter 1

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Chapter 1




Chapter Summary: Sylvester wakes up and realizes he spent the night with a girl he met in a club the night before. Mad at himself, he tries to leave the house, but as he tries to leave her bedroom, the girl blocks his way. As her husband is entering the house, Sylvester decides the best place for him to go is the closet. The husband suspects something when he hears Sylvester's cell phone ring and starts searching the house for the other man. While he's looking, Sylvester gets ready for a confrontation by pulling out his loaded Beretta.

Chapter Setting(s): Cathy’s bedroom, the closet

This Chapter's Cliffhanger: Now's he's (Rufus) opening up the closet, closet, closet...

Did anything like this ever happen to you? Share your real-life parallels.
CHAPTER POLL




CHAPTER'S BIGGEST...

Brawl:No real brawl here just drama

Drama: Sylvester's phone rings and Pastor Rufus Long hears it.

Reveals: Sylvester was sleeping with Cathy.

"Oh, Hell no!" Moment: Rufus and Cathy on the bed while Sylvester is in the closet; Sylvester's cell phone ringing

Sylvester discovers he's on the 5th floor and can't get out thru the window.

Bizzaro Moment: ---- Cathy pulled off her wig and threw it into the closet with Sylvester
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CHAPTER STATS
Berettta | Trapped in the Closet | R Kelly
Number of
Weapons: ---- 1 baretta		 Fights in Trapped in the Closet | R KellyNumber of
Fights: ---- 0		 Expletives | Trapped in the Closet | R Kelly
Number of Expletives: --- 8


 FEATURED CHARACTERS
Cathy in Trapped in the Closet Chapter 1Cathy : I'm tellin' you now, this girl's so good that she deserves an Oscar. R. Kelly as Sylvester in Trapped in the ClosetSylvester: Must of lost the track of time, oh what was on my mind?
Rufus in Trapped in the Closet Chapter 1Rufus: There's a mystery goin on and I'm gonna solve it.

CHARACTER BEST MOMENTS

Best line: "Shit, think, shit, think, shit, quick, put me in the closet" .

Best cut-down: ----"Bitch, say no more"


FAN FEEDBACK
What I learned from this chapter:

  • If you're a cheater and hiding in someone else's closet, put your cell phone on VIBRATE, fool!

What would you do in Sylvester's position?

  • No reason to stay just because that fruit Chuck shows up...but later you find out it all maybe was planned...crazy stuff
  • I would have just been like oh well I guess your husband caught us.


WHY THIS CHAPTER IS GOLD CHAPTER TRIVIA





Most Repeated Word/Line: In the closet

RHYME SCHEMES
DOPE RHYMES RIDICULOUS RHYMES
  • Then under the dresser ... I pull out my beretta!
  • Don't you make a sound or some shit is goin' down.
  • He hopped up and said, "There's a mystery going on And I'm gonna solve it" And I'm like, "God please, don't let this man open this closet"
  • [she] says, "I've cooked and ran your bath water"
    I'm tellin' you now, this girl's so good that she deserves an Oscar
  • Now he's at the closet, now he openin' the closet.




RHYME GLOSSARY






CHAPTER 1 VIDEO WITH COMMENTARY
R. Kelly's most insightful moment: ----

What I learned from watching the commentary video:

  • There's no particular reason Kelly chose a beretta for the gun, other than the obvious reason that it rhymes with "dresser." "Dresser" is, of course, integral to the plot, as it is the only logical item under which you would search for an intruder.